Midnight With The King

By Bob Liddil

 

   "Sean, this is insane." I whispered as loudly as I thought I could without waking the rest of the house. "What if we get caught?"

   He did not answer my protest, choosing to simply press forward to the top of the stairs and then downward, step by creaking step, me behind him, a shadow in the dark. We were dressed for outdoors, the very last place I wanted to be on this Halloween with twenty-three minutes to go before the witching hour.

   "Sean!" I insisted, as his one hand wrapped around the doorknob and the other slipped the dead bolt. "We're going to get caught!"

 This time he reacted. He turned around to face me without ever letting go and whispered angrily, "Stay, then. You're too young to be doing this anyhow. Wasn't my idea for you to come along."

   His dismissal cut me like an icicle knife. He was right. When the guys first started talking about this trip up to the cemetery, I had immediately volunteered. I was very eager to be more than just Sean's little brother. I wanted to be respected on my own. Truth be known though, what they were planning scared me far worse than just being in the town graveyard at midnight.

   "Let's go," I whispered resolutely. I was still skeptical, but Sean was going to be there, so how bad could it be? I closed the door softly behind me, then crossed the porch quickly to catch up.

It was a frost on the pumpkin kind of night. What little wind there was rustled the dead leaves on the trees and stirred the dead leaves on the ground. I was cold deep in my bones, the chill of the dark being as much from fear as from the moving air.

On Elm Street, Sean's friends, Ricky and Chris joined us. We were exactly halfway between the safety of my house and the terror of a midnight graveyard. Ricky was the oldest in the band and played base. He lit a cigarette. 

"Couldn't lose the midget, eh?" Chris observed, as Ricky blew a cloud, half smoke, half breath. He tossed me a disparaging glance. I returned a silent middle finger back to him. Chris was a really good drummer. Most of the time he tolerated me, but more recently, ever since the band  started on this graveyard thing, he'd been leaning on Sean to leave me home.

"You let me worry about the midget." Sean retorted, irritated at having to defend me. "He's my responsibility."

We came out onto Main Street, breaking into a jog. The need for speed and stealth was twofold. The town cops usually hung out near the pizza parlor,  and the last member of the band would be waiting for us at the bottom of Graveyard Hill.

I got winded pretty quickly, then caught a stitch in my side and had to stop. Sean made the others slow down to wait for me, bringing muffled howls of protest from Ricky and Chris both. Finally Sean growled at me, "Get a move on. It ain't that much further."

He was right. Less than a hundred yards away, leaning against the only streetlight on the block, Frankie the Mouse waited impatiently. Frankie played synth and piano like he'd been born with them attached to his hands. He could sing like the King, himself when he felt like it. Of all Sean's friends, the Mouse tolerated me most. He did that by simply ignoring me completely.

There was a brief exchange between them, then they all took off. pain or no pain, I sprinted to catch up. Nobody was going to leave at the bottom of Graveyard Hill alone.

By the time I finally I made it to the top of the hill, everyone else was already over the gate and inside the cemetery. When I got to where they were, they were sitting in a tight circle around a small stone marker imbedded in the ground. One of each of them was positioned at each main point of the compass. Sean got that part off the Internet. I sat down cross legged behind and to the left of Sean, in the "mascot spot," as he called it. I was shaking so badly my teeth were chattering.

"Got it?" Sean asked the Mouse.

"Yep." He answered simply, and pulled a box out from under his Parka. "If my mom finds out I took it, she'll kill me."

"You sure you know how to use it?" Queried Chris.

"I said I did, didn't I?" Snapped back the Mouse. That pretty much quieted the conversation.


Frankie set up the Ouija board, right there, on top of the grave. They four all grabbed hands to make a circle. Then Frankie started to chant  in a language I didn't understand. After a moment, he  switched to English, saying, "Listen spirits to my plea. Send the ghost of Elvis Presley to me."

I know what you're thinking. Elvis died in Memphis. There was no way his ghost was going to come all the way to Jaffrey, New Hampshire just because we wanted him to. Well, that had been my argument too, but I didn't get a vote because I wasn't in the band.

Silence fell like a hammer on glass. Nothing stirred. The wind died and I felt sure I was going to. Suddenly, from behind where Sean and I sat, a footstep crunched on gravel. I turned around and peered into the darkness in time to see a shadowy figure come around from behind one of the mausoleums. It was dark and stooped and it shuffled the way the zombies did in the movie Army of Darkness.

"Cripes!" Frankie, yelped, " I did it! It's Elvis!"

That figure didn't look fat enough or skinny enough to be any Elvis I'd ever seen in movies or on TV. It walked stiff-legged and shuffling like Frankenstein. It freaked me out completely.

 "That ain't Elvis." I screamed, "It's a monster!"

Without waiting for a reply, I leaped to my feet and bolted for the gate. I'd have made it too, if something hadn't grabbed me.

They were everywhere, coming from every direction at the same time. They captured us all within in three heartbeats, despite speed and panic being on our side, but not without a fight.  It was chaos. We were yelling and they were yelling. Then, I heard one of them say loudly, "You have the right to remain silent. . ."

The one that had hold of me from behind, spoke in in perfect English. He began,  "You boys better have a good explanation for being here. . ." But I didn't get to hear the rest. My body went limp and every thing went dark.

*     *     *   

We each received 100 hours of community service from the Juvenile Court for being in the graveyard after midnight. Something about a town ordinance having been in effect since 1839.

Frankie got grounded for swiping the Ouija board. Our dad yelled at Sean for two hours for sneaking me out of the house, then yelled at me for an hour more for following him. Ricky and Chris had to spend three Saturday mornings clearing leaves and brush from the cemetery. One of them had kicked a town cop on the leg, raising a bruise, but he couldn't remember which one, so he charged both of them with resisting arrest. 

 Strangely, though they asked why we were there that night, nobody believed the truth, so Sean finally made up a story about them  initiating me into the band. That did not pacify my parents very much, but otherwise,  they bought it, hook, line and sinker.

To this day, Ouija boards give me the creeps

 (c) 2001 by Bob Liddil. All Rights Reserved